zippers are such a cool invention
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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