Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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