I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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