so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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