We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
