it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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