If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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