That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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