We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
That reminds me...we need to get swords
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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