Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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