I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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