Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I am one with the molecules
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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