I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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