kristin has been a bad kristin
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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