Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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