# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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