Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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