I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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