she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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