Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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