I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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