Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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