Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
is wine microwaveable?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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