White coat. Heels.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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