i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Damn victory sex feels great
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
