He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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