sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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