Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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