At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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