My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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