youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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