i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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