Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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