I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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