the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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