is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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