Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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