A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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