How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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