Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Can I color on your dick again?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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