Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
do nipples grow back?
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