we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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