Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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