Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The power of my boobs compel you
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Help. Why am I so naked?
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