We're like a lot better than the average bears
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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