i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She told me I should be a condom model.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
