I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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