I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
