That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Houston, we have a squirter
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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