it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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